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School zone warning

Sunday, July 15th, 2007

I just couldn’t resist posting this. Not that I have anything against children. It’s just that some motorists seem to drive through school zones with this message in mind.

A hole art project

Sunday, July 15th, 2007

I cleaned up my desk today and found about 20 CD/DVD “coasters.” What to do with these useless pieces of plastic?
Christian, who is bored by the way, seems to have found one solution.
Here’s a sample of what happens to those who are bored. You start with the obvious: the hole in the [...]

Chicken legs not worth much

Thursday, July 12th, 2007

Just in case you wanted to know, my cadaver is worth a measly $5,500 (hopefully USD$ and not CDN$).
Find out what your body is worth by clicking on the graphic below.

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Necktie nirvana

Tuesday, July 10th, 2007

When I retired a few years back, I decided to rid myself of the blue suits, the white cotton shirts and all that goes with a corporate image.
However, I clung to my neckties for some unknown reason. I carefully rolled the neckties as my experience is that a folded necktie is a necktie of no [...]

Forgive me for being blunt

Tuesday, July 10th, 2007

Out of the blue, I have been tagged by Bill Blunt to participate in a meme providing eight random facts/habits about myself.
HMmmm, I said to myself. Just who is this Blunt fellow and why is he tagging me. It turns out Mr. Blunt discovered my blog when he Googled the words “Avignon bookshelf.” One recent [...]

Succeeding at sucking is not really success

Thursday, July 5th, 2007

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Gather your leaves where you may

Tuesday, June 26th, 2007

And I thought Sheryl Crow was a bit nutsy with her plea for one sheet per movement crusade.
Environmentalists among you, need I say more?
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Prom dates: safety first

Tuesday, June 26th, 2007

 
Has prom season come and gone?
Thinking about next year’s prom date?
Do you want your daughter’s prom dress to reflect “safety first”?
Not only are they stylish but in a pinch they can be used for their intended and original purpose.
Who knew condoms came in so many colours either? Check out these dresses [...]

Dancing fool

Thursday, June 21st, 2007

Dance, dance like a fool.
Dance like no one is watching you.
Dance the tippity-tap on your keyboard.
Dance and bend and twist and twirl.
Dance for the joy of of movement in motion.
Dance like the — say what?
Dance like the pipecleaner?

When Mr. Johnson just won’t do

Thursday, June 21st, 2007

Mr. Johnson will never be enough for me again.
The Willy Name Generator is for those men who are simply lazy.
Every willy needs a name, but sometimes it’s hard to find a name that will “stand out.” The Willy Name Generator can help you label your appendage with aplomb.
The generator promises you can click the shiny [...]