Handy Latin phrases
Remember all those cocktail parties when a witty bon mot would have broken that awkward silence?
Keep some of these handy Latin phrases in your back pocket. You’ll be the life of the party.
- Non calor sed umor est qui nobis incommodat.
It’s not the heat, it’s the humidity. - Di! Ecce hora! Uxor mea me necabit!
God, look at the time! My wife will kill me! - Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?
Is that a scroll in your toga, or are you just happy to see me? - Anulos qui animum ostendunt omnes gestemus!
Let’s all wear mood rings! - Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.
I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head.
You can find more handy latin phrases on these Funny Pages.
And for the comics out there, try this instant rimshot here.
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