Succeeding at sucking is not really success
I knew I woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. I looked in the mirror at my “bed face.”
What’s that you say? Most people complain of morning “bed hair.” When you lack the hair, the face takes the licking and seems to retain the folds from my pillows until at least 10 am.
Checking through my list of blogs I frequent, The Presurfer referred me to the Horoscope Generator.
I clicked on the old goat (as I am a Capricorn dontchaknow) and this is what spat out:
Your mailman is sleeping with your mother. • Keep an eye out for rabid squirrels this month. • Hug your pharmacist. • Succeeding at sucking is not really success.
How true. Sucking at anything can’t be considered success and today I suck.
Last 5 posts in HMmmm
- Flight of fancy illuminates - November 25th, 2008
- And I've been driving for how many years? - November 18th, 2008
- Matrix passport - November 12th, 2008
- I forget to do up my zipper, never mind - November 12th, 2008
- Save the last dance for me - November 10th, 2008
July 6th, 2007 at 1:24:51 AM
Well that depends if you’re a female and your success is based on sucking.
Oh I can’t believe I just said that! :O
*door slamming shut*
July 6th, 2007 at 8:12:19 AM
Oh my..Larry you always make me smile
July 6th, 2007 at 11:39:42 PM
I saw a collection of greeting cards with such horoscopes in the gift shop of The ArcLight theatre in LA last week. A movie theatre with a gift shop?
Either way, they’re all funny.