Archive for May, 2007

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I’ll have the oil and vinegar dressing, please

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007

I swore to myself, I wouldn’t write an entry about her. Although there are some attributes I admire, she was a tad overbearing in her role on The View.
But I stumbled upon a discussion about “tossing the salad” — nudge, nudge, wink, wink.
Being the naive fellow I am, who knew tossing the salad had more […]

You know it all

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007

My brother e-mailed these to me. Do you think he’s trying to tell me something?
I’ve reproduced the list without verifying any of these facts. So, if you can debunk any of these, let me know and I’ll return an “aha” to my brother.
Rather than a know-it-all, I’d prefer to consider myself a polymath.
I […]

Quaff abundantly from the glass of life

Sunday, May 27th, 2007

At Dribbleglass.com, you’re encouraged to “drink deeply from the Dribble Glass of Life.” Life is too important to take seriously!

They announce with glee the funny pictures, jokes, trivia, funny billboards, cards, and fallacies to explore within their site.
I checked out these two areas on this site.

1. Monopoly cards we’d like to see.
My rating? About a […]

My liver is safe

Sunday, May 27th, 2007

I can’t believe I got 9 out of 10 on the Killer Quiz!?
Presented with pictures, the quiz asks you to choose which one is the serial killer and which one is a computer hack.

My results were so good I was assured I would spot Hannibal Lector in seconds at an Open Source Conference.
Thank goodness […]

You say colorful; I say colourful

Saturday, May 26th, 2007

Grab the Scavenger Hunt code.
Photo Theme: COLOURFUL.
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My friends, consider yourself carded

Saturday, May 26th, 2007

Exactly my sentiments regarding my friendships.
Watch out, you may be on my e-card list to get one of these all-too-true cards from SomeEcards.com
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Tags: HMmmm, HMmmm, WEBSTUFF, WEBSTUFF

Gaseous vapours

Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007

Remember the old “pull my finger” joke?
There was always one guy who could fart as many times as his finger was pulled.
For those of you who react as I do to baked beans, here’s your chance to exact a little revenge on those pesky digestive destroyers.
Click on the graphic below and remember keep […]

To infinity . . . why I blog

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007

Update: Here’s the four bloggers I’m going to tag.
1. MacBro’s Place - Everyone’s Entitled to My Opinion
2. Peety Passion
3. Amy’s Random Thoughts
4. The Pisstakers: Daily Satire at its Best

Scott J. is forcing me to do this. And yes, that’s his mug to the right (pun intended).
I will do my best but can’t […]

Head cheese

Monday, May 21st, 2007

I almost chucked up when I saw this cheese-hair photo. It’s about the grossiest thing I’ve seen in a long time.
Oh yeah, I just remembered there was that one time when I accidentally opened the bedroom door . . . but I’ll save that for another entry of its own.
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Fondant can fool you

Saturday, May 19th, 2007

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Photo Theme: COOKED/ING.
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This Saturday’s theme is COOKED/ING. My niece’s wedding cake started out as a simple, flat-slab cake. Somehow within less than a month, her wedding cake morphed into this. My previous post about my niece’s wedding […]