Where have all the cows gone?
I am not obsessed nor am I paranoid. But I scanned my previous posts and found these gems:
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"In case you’re abducted by aliens"
"Primer on alien vocabularies"
"How to remove alien implants"
"Aliens are among us and here’s maps to prove it"
And now along comes another mystery to worry about.
There was an entry in Samantha Burns’ weblog directing readers to a site devoted to the great mystery of cow abductions!
Believe me. I saw it with my own eyes. I clicked on the cow and then it disappeared. Wow, was I in shock.
What should I do? Should I check the pasture to see if old Nellie is still there? Do I get out my digital camera and night vision goggles? Do I sit and stare at the moon and just wonder?
Just another HMmmm in my day. Just another cow to HMmmm about.