If Samantha was God
Take heed from one who knoweth. The one with true blogging knowledge hands down definitive blogging commandments.
Samantha Burns with fiery finger has carved ten commandments for bloggers.
I share with you the first Burns commandment:
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i) Thou shalt not commit link whoring.
Yikes, I say. Nay forsooth, not yikes but damnation for I think I have broken this first commandment!
Even if you have not broken this first commandment, you must jump right to the remaining nine commandments with this link: Sam’s 10 Commandments Of Blogging.
Forsooth, what Sam sayeth is most truthful and sometimes even humourous!
And just in case these don’t put the fear of Sam in you, this blogger adds more commandments for one to follow.
What’s a blogger to do? Flagellate oneself with thy mouse? Refuse to idolize thy favourite bloggers? Raise my hands in supplication and submit to thy blogging directives?
Maybe yes. Maybe no. Here in my HMmmm world, I will read and digest. I will learn from the sages. I will embrace these truths and take them to heart.
Most of all, I will keep on HMmmming. Because surely as one can use commandments to live by, everyone needs at least one good HMmmm every day, don’t you think?

March 9th, 2006 at 2:33:47 PM
HMmmmm…
Since Samantha isn’t God (I think), then shouldn’t that be in the subjunctive mood?
(Hey, don’t shoot me! I just got off the phone with my favortite octogenerian grammarian. :-))
March 9th, 2006 at 4:09:14 PM
I know I enjoy my daily HMmmming.
LOL, that is unbelievably hilarious. Gotta love that image, too.
March 9th, 2006 at 5:21:47 PM
samanthaburns.comHilarious! Sam is such a good sport…
Sam for President!