Year of the Dog bow wows
Woof to you, I say, Woof! The Chinese New Year has begun and it is the Year of the Dog.
For those of you whose lunar sign is The Dog, you can check out all the astrological yadda blah stuff HERE.
CNN gives the usual bang up report about the Year of the Dog.
Over at The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns via a link from Diane’s Stuff, enjoy these “Ancient Chinese Proverbs”
- Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
- Man who run in front of car get tired.
- Man who run behind car get exhausted.
- Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
- Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
- Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
- Man with one chopstick go hungry.
- Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
- Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
- Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
Interested in knowing what your name would look like in Chinese? Here’s mine:
To check out your own name, CLICK HERE.
Enjoy the year of the dog. It’s going to be a hump-my-leg-howling kind of year I think.