Give peace a hand
Wanking for world peace? Even though you may be a couple of days late, you can just do a double-hander and catch up as December 22-31 counts down 10 Days of Wanking
Each day on the website’s calendar suggests a different way to wank, symbolizing one aspect of this website’s peace movement.
If you are up for the challenge yet ten days of wanking isn’t enough in your books to truly promote world peace, consider pasting a bumper sticker to your car’s rear-end. Here’s their list of 10 Favorite Bumper Stickers:
- 10. War is silly, whack your willy
- 9. War’s no joke, stop and stroke!
- 8. War is heinous, thumb your anus
- 7. I’m going blind for mankind
- 6. Abuse your middle piece, not the Middle East
- 5. All we are saying, is give peace a wank
- 4. War is out, pound your trout
- 3. Touch your sack, not Iraq
- 2. My bush doesn’t declare war
- 1. I cum in peace
Finally, wash your hands, then click on over to Wrap Hell where you’ll find funny, crazy, gift wrapping papers like these samples:
Links via The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns: Spirit of Christmas and Christmas Wrapping Paper: For The Perverse with wrapping paper link via skindee.blogspot.com