O bliss, o bliss, these lips of mine

Hot on the heels of your promiscuity rating, why not test out the Victorian Sex Cry Generator?

Are you famous for such cries as these?

  • You have caused me to suffer a pleasure that transports me to the land I knew not but dreamed of unawares!
  • You have carried me to a new-discover’d sphere of Venus, I am melted into a softness that can refuse you nothing!
  • You have slain me! No attacker’s spear could strike me down as thoroughly as your sweet actions! I am spent, and may greet St. Peter with a tired grin.

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