Oh mystery of life what answers do you give?
What do you want answered? I know you’re thinking it right now so I’ll do the groaner for you.
Question: “I have a burning question about my penis.”
Answer: “Seek medical assistance.”
See, even I can give an answer to a burning question.
If you really want a question answered all you have to do is to ask the question. They find the answer. And you might get a free Big T-Shirt to boot!
How can you resist asking a question when they beseech you in a metaphor like this, “(questions) are the food for this site and without them it will starve.” But you’ve only got until August 31 to submit your question and be entered into the free t-shirt competition.
Let me think now. Don’t interrupt me while I’m HMmmming. I’m searching for a question that isn’t about burning private parts. Thought I’d give my question to you? No way. But it does have to do with something we all have stuck to the middle of our bodies.
Submit your burning question HERE.