Romance and smurfs: a perfect combination
How do I explain this entry? Let me start with one of my friend Bob’s quotes from “All the Truth According to Bob:” “We’re all responsible for our own orgasms.”
Now who would have thought Bob was such a forward thinker?
Here’s the proof to Bob’s truth.
The music video for The Sun’s song, “Romantic Death” is now playing.
The video consists entirely of faces during orgasm, most likely from masturbation.
Though in many scenes people look like they could just as easily be rocking out or getting their legs waxed.
Take responsibility now! And try not to look like you’re getting your legs waxed, okay?
So what do Smurfs have to do with orgasms?
Not much really.
The HMmmm connection is that my housemate Kenneth did date a Smurf once. Well actually it wasn’t really a date. And the Smurf was with the Ice Capades.
In my HMmmm world, that’s my explanation of where orgasms and Smurfs intersect.
Here are some odds and ends I picked up about the resurgence of the Smurfs.
For a site devoted entirely to the lives of the blue cartoon creatures, check out The Smurfs Epic Mini-Series
For a huge dose of All Things Smurf, GO HERE.
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You’ll find these as well as other Smurf treasures:
- a Smurf name generator
- Smurf Games
- Smurf the Web!
- Smurf screensaver.
Paramount Pictures has acquired the film rights to the Smurfs. Jordan Kerner and Nickelodeon Movies will produce a 3D cgi feature film based on the characters.
They are planning on making a trilogy and hope to have the first film out in 2008 — the 50th anniversary of the Smurfs, which started as a comic script in 1958. Herb Ratner will write the script. Links from: The Presurfer and Milk and Cookies
